turning water to rhymesTumblr (3.0; @thenoldtestament)http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba6e5df9bdce652b1785d28e5d57cc79/tumblr_mmrn6yY2zQ1qdie0jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50813800762http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50813800762Sun, 19 May 2013 08:01:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/398ab120725f7620636b13c191b61f3d/tumblr_mk4fukQsUo1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fadb43129cc703e93b8ea36b08863c1/tumblr_mk4fukQsUo1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title="Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant">Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant</span></h1> </blockquote> <p></p>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50752635064http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50752635064Sat, 18 May 2013 16:02:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4639d0c238b2c44cfe467ebfca99a04c/tumblr_mmuk31VkCm1s97hmdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50722528588http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50722528588Sat, 18 May 2013 08:01:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9246933fdba48765e8c6d797c12ab007/tumblr_mmupoijpNY1s63va1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lahimself.tumblr.com/post/50507208314/yeezy">lahimself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yeezy</p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50670906927http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50670906927Fri, 17 May 2013 16:02:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6ca17efa895fc69594b894f0a0aeb0f/tumblr_mksrl4Hzfo1qh59n0o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0a71a95adc12c98f02a4a19b31a2e46/tumblr_mksrl4Hzfo1qh59n0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5cc0b83ef9feffbc758c8ae3b9af77a/tumblr_mksrl4Hzfo1qh59n0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01f9f68ff237a45f7a91f2e7c4b7f206/tumblr_mksrl4Hzfo1qh59n0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>This used to be one of my favorite Simpsons episodes</p>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50660720590http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50660720590Fri, 17 May 2013 13:04:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06c49d287cc63be50dd86b6d44b0016a/tumblr_mmswq0q9kM1qasthro1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f298aba2cc818819bfeabbf18a15276f/tumblr_mmswq0q9kM1qasthro2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/50451267796/8-truly-terrible-tv-shows-that-were-on-the-air">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890114/8-truly-terrible-tv-shows-that-were-on-the-air-for-way-too-long"><strong>8 Truly Terrible TV Shows That Were on the Air Longer Than Arrested Development</strong></a></p> <p><span>Shows like Boy Meets World and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air are often mentioned as emblems of 90s programming, but there was nothing more 90s than Charmed. Girl power? Check. Leather pants? Check. A Shannon Doherty meltdown? Check. This show had everything, including magic and searing stupidity. Shannon Doherty was written off the show because she insulted all its fans by saying that it was a show for 11-year-olds, but she was 100% right. Unfortunately, Charmed was produced by the same cheeseball buffoon who made 7th Heaven: Aaron Spelling. And Mr. Spelling didn’t care how dumb his shows were, as long as they made money and involved a lot of actresses in butterfly hairclips. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889893/8-gross-infomercial-products-someone-actually-spent-time-inventing"><strong>See what other 7 shows made the cut by not being cut</strong></a>. </span></p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50647185693http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50647185693Fri, 17 May 2013 08:01:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da06538c173a46c3b2fcb6130771350e/tumblr_mmn9pi4RLg1qgkoejo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/885e2ca6da5dc9dc09a5e564deb783d9/tumblr_mmn9pi4RLg1qgkoejo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2288322a78f568b577b1fdc09ccd0ac8/tumblr_mmn9pi4RLg1qgkoejo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac7668a06ad1c878e90a0a5c7ec0aa5c/tumblr_mmn9pi4RLg1qgkoejo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryandonato.com/post/50179051852/minimalistic-posters-of-major-art-movements">ryandonato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://freeyork.org/art/minimalistic-posters-of-major-art-movements">Minimalistic Posters of Major Art Movements</a></p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50595774033http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50595774033Thu, 16 May 2013 16:03:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0169c52849fe1146d2680cf00122273e/tumblr_mmsph8RRYs1qz80pso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wnyc.tumblr.com/post/50425268470/brooklynmutt-saturday-night-live-is-losing">wnyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.brooklynmutt.com/post/50424855124/saturday-night-live-is-losing-its-excitable">brooklynmutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>“Saturday Night Live” is losing its excitable “Weekend Update” city correspondent, Stefon</strong></p> <p>Read: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/15/arts/television/bill-hader-to-leave-saturday-night-live.html?_r=0">NY Times</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Boo! We love Stefon, even though he never mentions the craziness that is public radio.</p> <p>-Jody, BL Show-</p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50571856963http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50571856963Thu, 16 May 2013 08:01:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c413391d30d94a3cbe9a4c8d379465a1/tumblr_mledajeAJ21s1mxlko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f9fd77a50e6f8d2c6613bb4c51a91ed/tumblr_mledajeAJ21s1mxlko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fcdd17e517d4d01d7f864380163dbd2/tumblr_mledajeAJ21s1mxlko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6b29abea793fb3b4b7e1d0dfae534dd/tumblr_mledajeAJ21s1mxlko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zoro4rk.tumblr.com/post/48232010586/bear-pokemon-teddiursa-ursaring-cubchoo">zoro4rk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <pre>Bear Pokémon: Teddiursa, Ursaring, Cubchoo & Beartic</pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50515167321http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50515167321Wed, 15 May 2013 16:02:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c79c3b48cd7085697444a82f0d0217a4/tumblr_mju3kezWaW1qjtsgko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db4c0e946dcf1e70b1de2de260db046d/tumblr_mju3kezWaW1qjtsgko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50491328418http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50491328418Wed, 15 May 2013 08:01:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://togamivevo.tumblr.com/post/49641233603/in-third-grade-this-kid-got-in-trouble-for-saying">togamivevo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies</p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50451607911http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50451607911Tue, 14 May 2013 18:55:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cae5cf2267ead38adafeea240aff8bfc/tumblr_mmlzqnyWRB1qb8if7o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a719535e58bf52815321144b1a153f2b/tumblr_mmlzqnyWRB1qb8if7o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28dbcfd9921335c77c81ec8e8634f3ab/tumblr_mmlzqnyWRB1qb8if7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df51fd9152cdc2ef0cec4d3635f8ed9c/tumblr_mmlzqnyWRB1qb8if7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9405a46652499ddb8b1a22c9174a9a6/tumblr_mmlzqnyWRB1qb8if7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a103a6a8d05817432c0bbc7296169498/tumblr_mmlzqnyWRB1qb8if7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>But first, we’ll take a spin <span>around the timeline map </span><span>and find out what’s happening </span><span>in the universes </span><span>that parallel ours.</span></em></p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50438955828http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50438955828Tue, 14 May 2013 16:02:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5407b34e8167f187b7875f6c1f42d24/tumblr_mmcyghBYrw1r0voevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50415181265http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50415181265Tue, 14 May 2013 08:01:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd6b76c3e11b3ecc7b0e957967627940/tumblr_mmdurvLZNl1rqpdpxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50361292426http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50361292426Mon, 13 May 2013 16:03:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c59b317dcfc7310a16c3c7bb0c99b9f6/tumblr_mkkv5xGWoG1r3tp7bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://factsandchicks.com/post/49941859378/all-blue-eyed-people-can-be-traced-back-to-one">factsandchicks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>All blue eyed people can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea 10,000 years ago.</p> <p><a href="http://occupycorporatism.com/blue-eyes-originated-10000-years-ago-in-the-black-sea-region/">source</a></p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50336939952http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50336939952Mon, 13 May 2013 08:02:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92a2b289b0e744fc9ede440a9dfb29ea/tumblr_mkyv7q433O1qh59n0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/789e1e1b20d12f34fa3a27321dcd184b/tumblr_mkyv7q433O1qh59n0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/561cbe952873d987bc72ab86f542f8c9/tumblr_mkyv7q433O1qh59n0o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd46bd921fa32162d45de828e2b28db9/tumblr_mkyv7q433O1qh59n0o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Ryan is all about this</p>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50283267163http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50283267163Sun, 12 May 2013 16:06:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6378b5d359d71307d3a7760297737624/tumblr_mlquz1568I1qimlwso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50282976338http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50282976338Sun, 12 May 2013 16:02:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4918913f674e325fa1bfaa07156536b2/tumblr_mmlrwdK5uA1qasthro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9c19c7654ee8ea3344db0121895db3c/tumblr_mmlrwdK5uA1qasthro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3b45d83c891dc8e30bc496b5655be53/tumblr_mmlrwdK5uA1qasthro3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/50257860501/14-mothers-day-answers-by-people-who-get-their">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889454/14-mothers-day-answers-by-people-who-get-their-moms"><strong>14 Mother’s Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms</strong></a></p> <p><span>Ah, mother’s day. That time of year you realize you have no idea what your mom likes. Flowers? She likes flowers, right? That’s a mother’s days present! Maybe you should have taken advice from people who know they’re talking about. We asked the people of </span><a href="http://www.boutgame.com/"><strong>Bout</strong></a><span> to answer questions about their dear ol’ mahs and got some preeettty good results.</span></p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50261932336http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50261932336Sun, 12 May 2013 11:16:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c71f6b7c978c7022751d7837d96aa6c/tumblr_mkbml12F7f1r3tp7bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://factsandchicks.com/post/49873847050/a-chicago-high-school-as-a-fundraiser-played">factsandchicks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A Chicago High School, as a fundraiser, played Justin Bieber’s “Baby” between classes and had students pay to stop it. The campaign raised $1,000 in 3 days.</p> <p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/15/school-plays-bieber_n_1150920.html">source</a></p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50251633680http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50251633680Sun, 12 May 2013 08:01:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5681b95a60812173650eb2fd948d2006/tumblr_mmg0ntppvf1rvf7ebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://friiig.tumblr.com/post/49871358027/sorry-but-this-picture-makes-me-so-happy">friiig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sorry but this picture makes me so happy</p> </blockquote>http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50190276347http://thenoldtestament.tumblr.com/post/50190276347Sat, 11 May 2013 16:02:26 -0400